In June, I listed some things I can teach you, including the fact that I can teach you "some interesting things about art history." Although I have talked a great deal about being drunk in college, I haven't talked much about actually attending class in college. But I did occasionally attend class, even earning myself a degree in the History of Art and Architecture.
Facts about the history of art and architecture are useful in two instances: visiting museums and sounding semi-intelligent at gallery openings when you are really there to drink the free wine.
Presenting: Five {Interesting} Things About Art History!
Are you excited or WHAT?
These are quality cocktail conversation starters, people. Get ready.

1. Pablo Picasso's full name: Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Martyr Patricio Clito Ruíz y Picasso. You can memorize that or simply say "did you know that Pablo Picasso had 23 words in his name?"
(Bonus fact: his first word was "lapiz," the Spanish word for "pencil.")

2. In 1911, when the Mona Lisa disappeared off a wall in the Louvre, Picasso was a key suspect. He didn't have the Mona Lisa, but he did have two stolen Louvre sculptures in his possession.

3. Salvador Dali arrived to give a lecture at London exhibition wearing a diving suit and diving helmet. Nobody could hear him. Eventually he began to asphyxiate in the suit, which had an airtight seal. The audience, thinking it was just a performance, applauded wildly until somebody finally popped open the helmet.
4. Vincent Van Gogh wrote over 800 letters in his lifetime.

5. When the sculpture, Bird in Space, was brought to the United States, the customs inspector refused to grant the duty exemption to the sculpture, insisting that it was not art (because, clearly, it looks nothing like a bird) and would therefore have to be taxed as a hunk of raw material.
Who is your favorite artist?
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